Vagina Hero
Did you try the new best seller game for next-gen consoles? Vagina Hero!
[please take a look at the HUD located at the the bottom left]
The stages in Vagina Hero are women, much like the individual songs in
previous Hero games released by a completely different publisher that
is in no way related to Arctivision. There is no background or story
explaining how you suddenly find yourself with a naked vagina in your
face -- the stage loads up and it's just there.
Classy 70's-style bow-chika-wow-wow starts playing, and you
find your screen assaulted with colored button-press indicators called
"E-Zones". The E-Zones (or "EZ's") correspond to the same colored
buttons on your Vagina Hero controller, dubbed "HodgePodge". Why
HodgePodge?
"Just look at it. What the fuck is that? We designed it and we
don't even really know. We tried to stay true to real thing, but that's
the best we could do."
And how can you play such a game? Obviously with the vagina controller!
LOL
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