Did you try the new best seller game for next-gen consoles? Vagina Hero!
[please take a look at the HUD located at the the bottom left]
The stages in Vagina Hero are women, much like the individual songs in
previous Hero games released by a completely different publisher that
is in no way related to Arctivision. There is no background or story
explaining how you suddenly find yourself with a naked vagina in your
face -- the stage loads up and it's just there.
Classy 70's-style bow-chika-wow-wow starts playing, and you
find your screen assaulted with colored button-press indicators called
"E-Zones". The E-Zones (or "EZ's") correspond to the same colored
buttons on your Vagina Hero controller, dubbed "HodgePodge". Why
HodgePodge?
"Just look at it. What the fuck is that? We designed it and we
don't even really know. We tried to stay true to real thing, but that's
the best we could do."
And how can you play such a game? Obviously with the vagina controller!
LOL
Even if my stay in the Big Apple was too short, I can say I love New York.
And now by 7yearwinter, the ultimate guide on "how to steal New York"... "La guida per rubare New York" !
1. Install a hard drive in a laptop
2. Perform a clean OS install on a machine with two OSes
3. Swap out the battery on your iPod/iPhone
4. Jailbreak an iPhone
5. Wire your house for Ethernet and Coax cable
6. Use BitTorrent and RSS to automatically download new shows from trackers
7. Use an A/V receiver to its fullest capability (every port is taken)
8. Calibrate an HDTV without the manual
9. Use a DSLR in full manual mode
10. Hack the encryption and mooch your neighbor's Wi-Fi
11. Solder cleanly enough to get around a circuit board
12. Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point
13. Shove the guts of a modern game console into a retro game console
14. Design a webpage in HTML by hand that features a picture of your cat
15. Use Photoshop to imperceptibly doctor a photo
16. Abstain from buying extended warranties
17. Know where to buy cheap cables and accessories
18. Fix your parents' computer over the phone without looking at a computer
19. Enter the Konami code
20. Comment on Gizmodo from your phone
21. Type quickly using T9 texting
22. Program a universal remote
23. Contribute code to the Linux kernel
24. Hide porn from your significant other
25. Avoid DRM on everything
26. Know how to back up your data to networked storage—and actually do it
27. Watch TV shows on the internet for free
28. Edit together digital video ripped from YouTube
29. Play any SNES game on your computer through an emulator
30. Reset expired trial software by messing with the registry
31. Hackintosh your PC
32. Download pre-release movies from Usenet
33. Hack the Wii to play homebrew games
34. Get around web content filters on public computers
35. Get into a Windows computer if you forgot your password
36. Securely erase your data so it can't be recovered
37. Share a printer between a Mac and a PC on a network
38. Build a fighting robot
39. Write your own Firefox plugins
40. Navigate and reorganize the files on your computer in DOS
41. Get something on the front page of Digg
42. Get through to executive customer service
43. Rip a CD to V0 quality MP3s
44. Rip a DVD to DivX
45. Build your own computer from parts
46. Swap out the hard drive in your DVR for a bigger one
47. Get an NES cartridge working again by blowing in it
48. Calibrate a 7.1 surround-sound system
49. Play downloaded games on a Nintendo DS
50. Talk about things that aren't tech related
il sceriffo
Originally uploaded by renato47
Cioni ti odia - cioni hates you
Come molti di voi sapranno la mia (una delle) mail e' 'antani chiocciola gmail punto com'.
Inutile dire che sono sempre stato molto fiero di essere riuscito a strappare lo username "antani", back in the days of gmailswap e quando gmail era strettamente su invito. Se non capisci perche' e' cosi' importante questa parola, fai prima a smettere di leggere il post.
Per tutti gli altri.
oggi ricevo una mail con subject "Conferma avvenuta Registrazione". La prima cosa cui ho pensato e' stata "ecco il solito esempio quotidiano di spam/phishing" e l'ho accantonata. Siccome pero' sono sempre un po' curioso (soprattutto per nuovi metodi economici per il p e n i s e n l a r g e m e n t, ssssh sperando che non venga indicizzata la parola completa), l'ho aperta. Ecco il contenuto:
SALVE mario st****e
[nome verosimile],
ha ricevuto la Sua richiesta di registrazione gratuita al sito
Per confermare questa richiesta e attivare il Suo Codice di Accesso La invitiamo pertanto a cliccare su questo link:
http://webtv.
livornochannel.com/attiva.php?[buh roba varia che non vi do]
in quanto solo in questo modo Lei potrà effettuare l'accesso alla nostra piattaforma.
[...]
USERNAME: [un certo username]
PASSWORD:
puppamelo
Nome: mario
Cognome: st****e [nome verosimile]
E-mail:
[la mia mail che descrivevo sopra]
Città:
livorno
Provincia: li
dio mio quanto e' livornese...
Thanks to Alessio (Tona), you can enjoy a picture of myself, dressed for the amazing Halloween party!
The good news is that Linux supports more device than any other OS, ever.
"[One factor is] the ease of writing drivers; Linux drivers are at
normally one-third smaller than Windows drivers or other operating
system drivers. We have all the examples there, so it's trivial to
write a new one if you have new hardware, usually because you can copy
the code and go. We maintain them... forever, so the old ones don't
disappear and we run on every single processor out there. I mean Linux
is 80% of the world's top 500 super computers right now and we're also
the number one embedded operating system today. We've got both sides of
the market because it's — yeah it's pretty amazing. I don't know why,
but we're doing something right."
And Obama is the new President of the United States. That's a good news too. :)
halloween 2008...we re on the news...Corriere della sera - Firenze - 01-11-08
Originally uploaded by orangeek
Halloween 2008... We're on the news!
On Corriere della Sera, Firenze, Nov 1st 2008! :D
Porca la troia imbufalita e impestata lurida zozza malefica
Halloween_2008_03
Originally uploaded by orangeek
Great Halloween Party by Pippo and Francesco!
take a look at the whole Halloween 2008 set !
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